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You Wouldn't Believe Me If I Told You

by Old Man Crunchy

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1.
Daddy never told me why Says I'm better off if I just learn He can see the red in my eyes Silence kind of gives me the burn If someone tells you something How do you really know You can't pick a 6 string Just because you went to a show There's something else that'll come around It's all up to you to go and find out Take what you believe And I'll tell you it ain't true You're missing some information That can change its value If someone tells you something How do you really know Take it all with a grain of salt If I may be so bold There's something else that'll come around It's all up to you to go and find out
2.
One guy's on the phone taking a video While some other takes advantage of some poor young girl Hey, he's got the proof, but what did he do? He could have killed that son of a bitch, now the bastard runs loose Let's go on the web and pass it around We can spread awareness around this whole town As I watch you scroll, you keep on scrolling down Sounds like it's working, then it all got taken down Some might say to you, she had it coming Others might say, well, the guy did something You can't have a gun, 'cause guns are just bad Cops couldn't have come in time, they're busy killing the blacks Let's go on the web and pass it around We can spread awareness around this whole town As I watch you scroll, you keep on scrolling down Sounds like it's working, then it all got taken down Let's defund the police, so the CHAZ can make history Let's all spray paint Capitol Hill and destroy everything We can all march and talk, that one girl was done so wrong Show the world we made a change as someone dies on the sidewalk Let's go on the web and pass it around We can spread awareness around this whole town As I watch you scroll, you keep on scrolling down Sounds like it's working, then it all got taken down
3.
I saw some girl take a photo of herself today And she told everybody how her life is so great Some guy told me that he owns his own truck And I can't help but laugh with the pain in my gut You can all lie to me, it's funny 'cause I know Your life sucks as much as mine, you're faking what you show Go along, put your makeup on, drop a thousand on that boat Sinking insecurity, saying that you float White girl gets her coffee from Starbucks or something like that I see black men rolling in their Cadillacs Mexicans got whole families, they're all splitting rent But everybody's working hard for all them stimulus checks You can all lie to me, it's funny 'cause I know Your life sucks as much as mine, you're faking what you show Go along, put your makeup on, drop a thousand on that boat Sinking insecurity, saying that you float Your garage is a storage unit, there ain't any room Some work hard for nothing cleaning your house with a broom That shopping car you left right there, it goes in the corral Yet, you all seem distressed, so you all became pals You can all lie to me, it's funny 'cause I know Your life sucks as much as mine, you're faking what you show Go along, put your makeup on, drop a thousand on that boat Sinking insecurity, saying that you float
4.
Painting my way, my way through destruction Someone's gotta get money somehow Staying away, away from music Someone's gotta get money somehow The bars ain't open where I sleep Can't get nothing, no tips for me The whole worlds going crazy And I keep walking down the street Don't support revolutionaries Music kind of lost some meaning Rough times for the weakest minds I'll sell you something you can't buy What's the point of playing a tune? When I think different then most of you City slickers got the cold or the flu Out on the edge I'm fine without you Dreams don't come for the outlaw man Who's breaking out of the bandwagon Ya'll gotta follow the social norms If you wanna get paid in a paperback form I am here as a distraction Living life can't get no traction Sitting at home is the newest fashion And I can see you lost your passion Tell me I'm wrong, so you feel good Metaphorically killing me like Fort Hood Well I'll get lost in the mountainous woods So say goodbye to me for good
5.
I have seen my fair share of trouble in the world I have been that trouble a few times before But learning from the wise, you have to go out and find What is not presented or planted in your mind I have read some books and failed tests twice Losing out on luck at the roll of the dice One skateboard can give you rewards I see the same in billiards You learn how to fail before you tail Those who have put in a little more time Pack your bags and leave Tell me how you feel, but what do you see? I will always tell you, you can't judge me You have never me someone like me I can only show you what you need to know But you are high and mighty and you won't even go What if all these problems mean nothing at all What if all you needed was some kind of call Maybe for once to respect this land Live on the road, sleep in a van You learn how to fail before you tail Those who have put in a little more time Pack your bags and leave Tell me how you feel, but what do you see?
6.
It's hard to live in Graveyard City Zombies just be loafing all around Dumping some couches or boxes by the road I'm trying to find some other place that I can go This country's turning ugly Ugly I should know What you find as beauty and man, it really shows Stick me in Alaska Put me in the mountain Keep me from the desert And city 'cause it hurts It hurts to be around you It's hard to be alone Don't make me have neighbors I'll never call that home Fat boy can't stop eating Skinny woman thinks she's him I don't know that you're a woman 'cause you all turned to men Everybody's racist, everybody's broke China starts pandemics and that's the way she goes Sometimes she goes, sometimes she don't This time she did and that's the way she goes
7.
The sun never hides 'till a cloud comes by And rains on parades or gives me some shade Hot or humid, it don't really matter It sucks no matter what, just something I gathered Ho, well here you go So, let's hear some more No, you fear to know There's something you can learn The snow is too cold when you wear the wrong clothes Try to find something more suitable If an old man is full of wisdom Why does it seem no one listens to him Ho, well here you go So, let's hear some more No, you fear to know There's something you can learn The beer is cheap if you give it to me You don't need nothing, no, this is for me Here is my tip of 35 cents I am broke and so are you, give to me and I'll pray for you It's the least that I can do Ho, well here you go So, give me some more No, you fear to know There's nothing you have earned Ho, well here you go So, let's hear some more No, you fear to know There's something you can learn

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A short album describing the results of the pandemic in the United, yet divided, States of America.

Written for the liberals; a reminder to the conservatives

This is NOT a political body of work unless the public deems it to be through their imagination.

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released November 14, 2020

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Old Man Crunchy Colorado Springs, Colorado

Old Man Crunchy is a Folk singer, stylized in Country, Blues, and Punk roots. From Colorado Springs, he's been traveling on and off since 2010 around the United States and the UK picking up different styles in a wide range of genres. His companion, Skunk (his guitar), has quite a distinct tone, which is highly expressed in his recordings. ... more

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