Rampart [Demo]

by Old Man Crunchy

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HEY!

Rampart is a short "Semi-Live" album dedicated to the tragic fires in Colorado for the last 6-7 years and a tribute to those that helped out with the cause, to include Rampart where I went to go fishing and partied hard in high school.

(no trash was littered or burned during the making of this album, nor is the album meant to promote littering. It's a joke)

This "Semi-Live" show, is a story in the form of an album. Call it a Concept Album if you want to, but a good listen all the way through will pull the songs together. I'm sure you'll get some chuckles and entertainment out of it.

It takes place in the mind of Old Man Crunchy, where he knows that you're listening and plays a gig for you, around a campfire. I forgot to mention that it's kind of a jam session too, but he's got you covered... there's another guitar waitin' for ya.

It's perfect for semi-long drives or just sitting around. You can listen to it for a while before you realize that it started over.

Enjoy!
(For best experience, listen with headphones, since that's the thing.)

Website: theoldmancrunchy.wixsite.com/oldmancrunchy

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released July 31, 2017

Written/Directed/Recorded/Mixed/Mastered/Produced by:
Old Man Crunchy

"Saturn's Rings, Man"
RIP Justin Boley

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Old Man Crunchy Denver, Colorado

Old Man Crunchy and his guitar Skunk, are one of the few who left a good life in the military to become a dirt poor folk musician. Some say, "He's crazy," and others think so for other reasons. "The adventure and the people you meet... that's what writes the songs. The melody came from my guitar. I'm just singing." ... more

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Track Name: Buddy, I'm On The Run
You've got me down
my hometown
You don't feel like home no more
The grass is dead over here
On the other side, I feel like walking out that door

I'm not doing what everybody's doing
I've got better things going for me
I've seen this life too many times
I've seen this life too many times
Way too many times

One guy bought another car
Everyone stopped playing guitar
Skateboards turned into going to bars
Not too many people moved that far
Just right down the road

Buddy, I'm on the run
Buddy, I'm on the run
Buddy, I'm on the run
Buddy, I'm on the run
Buddy, I'm on the run
Buddy, I'm on the run
Buddy, I'm on the run
Track Name: Coming Down With The Blues
I can’t find my way to my car
I can’t find my way to my car
No, I haven’t found it yet
Since the last bar, I haven't checked
Getting this drunk takes way too long
But lord knows I’m having fun

I’m going to every bar
I’m going to every bar
I’m gonna get two beers at a time
Just in case it takes a long while
For the next one, but that’s alright
I’ve got this other one here, there’s plenty of time

I like to get drunk when I feel like
I’m coming down with the blues
Ooh baby, I got them blues
Ooh and I’m singing too

I can’t make no money
I can’t make no money
There’s too many people driving around
Hiding toll money from the bums in town
Well, some of these bums need money to eat
I think I saw you drive right by me just last week

I like to get drunk when I feel like
I’m coming down with the blues
Ooh baby, I got them blues
Ooh and I’m singing too
Track Name: I Don't Know, $4*t!
You think you know what you think you know
But you don't know what you don't know yet

No you don't, but what you don't know
Is what you think you won't forget

Wait one minute, are you telling me
I don't think I know what I saw

No my friend, all I'm saying is, "You don't know at all"

But how could one not know it at all
If he knows it all the time?

I don't know, but let's see who knows
And maybe we could figure out why

Did you know what you think you know?
Or do you know it now?

I don't know, but what I know is
I don't remember how

So, you don't know what you don't really know
And no one really knows why?

You'll never know, but you could go and give it just one more try

You think you know what you think you know
But you don't know what you don't know yet

(No you don't, but what you don't know
Is what you think you won't forget)

Wait one minute, are you telling me
I don't think I know what I saw

(No my friend, all I'm saying is, "You don't know at all")

But how could one not know it at all
If he knows it all the time?

(I don't know, but let's see who knows
And maybe we could figure out why)

Did you know what you think you know?
Or do you know it now?

(I don't know, but what I know is
I don't remember how)

So, you don't know what you don't really know
And no one really knows why?

You'll never know, but you could go and give it just one more try
(I'm saying)

You think you know what you think you know
But you don't know what you don't know yet

No you don't, but what you don't know
Is what you think you won't forget

Wait one minute, are you telling me
I don't think I know what I saw

No my friend, all I'm saying is, "You don't know at all"

But how could one not know it at all
If he knows it all the time?

I don't know, but let's see who knows
And maybe we could figure out why
Track Name: 11th & Rockford
You wanna sell your soul to the devil?
He got a deal to make with you
You gotta head down to Tulsa, Oklahoma
And get yourself a new tattoo

You didn't hear it from me
Rockford and 11th street
I got my ink from a guy named Jimmy
Now, I'm picking like the devil's in me

Right there at the crossroad
He said, "I'm gonna take you"
I signed my name, now I'm doing my thing
'Cause I told him to give me them Blues

You didn't hear it from me
Rockford and 11th street
I got my ink from a guy named Jimmy
Now, I'm picking like the devil's in me
Track Name: Blues On Route 44
Well, it's summer time
And we go out the door
It's about 2am
We need Route 44s
And were drunk as hell
We got a little change
And I gotta say, "Good thing its a mile away"

Well, my buddy and I, we both gotta piss
But thats too damn bad, 'cause we're on the go
So, we pull it out
And were pissin' while a-walkin'
Then we bump it up a notch, and now
Were running
And I think that us, both Josh and Me
We could have made a page in history
Where a night that started with a little thirst
We were the ones who were running, pissin' backwards, first

Well, it's summer time
And we go out the door
It's about 2am
We need Route 44s
And were drunk as hell
We got a little change
And I gotta say, "Good thing its a mile away"

So, we stopped somewhere
In the middle of the street
To see if theres change for him and me
Then he dropped his money right on the road
Next thing, you know, we're using lights on the phone
And never did I think I'd see the day of
Two kids on a highway, picking up change
But we picked up a couple bucks
And we started making our way

Well, it's summer time
And we go out the door
It's about 2am
We need Route 44s
And were drunk as hell
We got a little change
And I gotta say, "Good thing its a mile away"

Come to find out, it ended bad
Sonic was closed and were both really sad
The only thing open was the store next door
So we grabbed a couple beers and walked out the door

Well, it's summer time
And we go out the door
It's about 2am
We need Route 44s
And were drunk as hell
We got a little change
And I gotta say, "Good thing its a mile away"