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Red Vs Blue

by Old Man Crunchy

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1.
Wedding Vows 02:30
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Robert Weatherholdt and Liz Jacobi Thanks for making me spend a bunch of money Going to a wedding for fellows of the Navy Took away the invite, now reimburse me I hope you're future ex husband and wife Live as a couple for a very short time I'm a petty som-bitch, you messed with the wrong guy I know I got issues, but you don't know my life I should go to Virginia to really make a scene Liz can be a bitch, but I can be mean I don't mind getting drunk, spill a beer on a dress It's your big day which makes a great event Taking money from the broke, what else I gotta lose A whole plane ticket just to support you But you gotta fear me for what I never did Now I'm doing my job writing songs like this If you've seen Kill Bill vol.1 a man killed a bride with a 6-shot gun She ended up living, but the damage was done In my state of mind kind of sounds like fun Call it payback from stealing from the poor I'd love to stand over you bleeding on the floor But my morals tell me not to, goddamn whore Elizabeth Weatherholdt, I'm keeping score
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Red Vs Blue 04:14
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Climbing my way up unlimited stairs Getting paid for everything that I do Can't help the feeling of being a victim of circumstance Has gotten me these blues I know getting angry don't help this pain Sometimes it makes me feel sane That crazy guy who's throwing things Getting mad at nothing There's better ways of dealing It just consumes you I know the difference between these emotions Kind of like that red versus blue Getting so angry is just as depressing as wallowing in how you feel the blues I ain't no preacher, I'm just a teacher I'm just here to learn like you A new dog in finding new ways of trying In climbing the hill which has Ups and its downs too I've got them blues I've got them blues I've got them blues pretty bad I've got them blues I've got them blues I've got them blues oh yeah
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Stupid People 03:12
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Waking up to lies as the world just seems to lose its mind I don't care to see what you share about what's on TV The words I chose can make you red, but you believe in CNN Try to change my mind, I'm open while you're stuck in your own time I have seen some stupid people Chasing down that city's tail Run around you idiot Those my age are dumb ass kids Watch the states just kill themselves Biased teachers, go to hell Teaching kids the wrong back then The good is what they go against I have not once shot a man I'd shoot that man from Cali-land Biting hands by hating vets Riders on the wings of kevlar vests Thank you hippies from the 70's Screwed up minds and yet you breed Making people I live with, just as good as Tide-Pod Kids Stuck inside the online brain Laugh at them as they are strange They hate themselves, can't deal with pain Don't make change, just hope and pray
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I Can Do This Job 04:36
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Holding my tongue, in the end I'm getting drunk All the whining and crying is hard to keep me shut Driving up the first job, simple tasks are hard enough When a pissed off man from out of town has a hard time finding his way around I can do this job with both my eyes closed I can do this job even when I'm feeling stone I can do a thing or two, what else I gotta lose Never been fired or jailed or fined cause I don't fail Worked on a farm one time and a lounge while feeling high And drove across this country to escape from the East side Doing stuff with my bare hands, I'm a Hispanic Asian I can turn my work to art, but the pay's too low to start You should see my resume, impressive I must say Better than baristas and restaurant managing chikas I just have not planted roots now I keep on singing the blues Some bars don't want me back cause no one likes a solo act
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Billiard Blues 03:08
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Sometimes I don't know what to do I'm put in these positions where I end up screwed I'm gonna blame it on some of these rules Another Filipino just shooting some pool You don't know half the battle cause Half of the battle is winning that game Efren Reyes really knows the trade I put enough time in to know about the same Am I playing myself or the enemy The other half of pool is mentality Just how crazy of a human being Do you have to be to make a shot so clean A gun to your head, miss a shot and you're dead Or make the same shot, 4 rails instead The mind can be a terrible fuse You can tell a lot about how they shoot pool Goddamn here it goes, I missed it again I wanna snap this cue that's in my hand Why do I even play this game I hate myself cause I'm really all to blame It don't matter how much time I spend Once you play for money anyone can one Luck ain't nothing cause it happens one time This aint the type of game where things play nice This aint the type of game where people play nice
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Lazy Bums 02:21
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Nothing worse than the sign of a bum Sharpied in how, "Anything helps" Well pissing in the wind is good advice Rather than giving you part of my wealth I got a little bit of wealth these days Woodshop working is how I get paid I ain't saying I got it made It took a long time to get to this stage Cause I'm doing something Instead of doing nothing I've got 20,000 things that I can do Working hard pays off I think I think it aint work just chilling by the street I once saw a man in my eyes worth fame He held a sign that said, "Hit me with your change" Guitar Center might throw away guitars Takes 3 chords just to make it this far A bum with talent is a thing called busking It don't pay much, but hey it's something Does a bum buy food or do you do that too You give them change, I bet they buy some booz Prince Alibaba needs some money too Or you can go to bars and tip to hear some tunes Almost every bum is issued one dog It costs too much, so I found me a log The poor hungry animal is praying to God Well, Cali's down the road, so just move along
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I Didn't Know I Could Be So Bad 03:58
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You know, things would be easier if things would work out right Maybe I've done some bad things, sometime in my younger life I've thrown some snowballs at cars driving down the road And took some things when no one's looking so no one would know I didn't know I could be so bad The way I live might make you sad But I try at my own pace to be the best Man I can Driving on the roads summons all the A-holes But one puff of my sweet green can prevent the need to scream The lowest paying job fired me a week before Christmas Eve But some jobs I shoot for don't like you using THC I didn't know I could be so bad The way I live might make you sad But I try at my own pace to be the best Man I can Say I was a criminal, I'm sure things would be much worse I hope that's something we can both agree I might work for less, that don't mean I don't do my best But I know where I'm qualified to be You mean that guy did prison time can get to where he gets paid so high Found some light to change his life and I can't get a little high The night before I go to work, I'm liable if held in court Even though I can set alarms and get to work on time I didn't know I could be so bad The way I live might make you sad But I try at my own pace to be the best Man I can You know things would be easier if things would work out right I can do this job with a slightly altered state of mind It's dangerous to do some things, ok, I won't do those things I'm just glad you hired me, but on my time, let me do as I please I didn't know I could get so bad The way I live might make you sad But I try at my own pace to be the best Man I can
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Box Of Rocks 04:20
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Donny's got a DUI Gets to work, but he can't drive Wife loves letting kids run loose Plays his games while drinking booze Nathan is a sex offender Can't get work, barely pays his renters His dumb wife used to do cocaine He's ex Army, she's insane They're almost as good as a box of rocks My old boss drove in from Phoenix 47, can't stop bitching One bartender paints her fingers I am thirsty, bring my pitcher Found some love down in Miami Two hours East of Tulsa city Some of you too smart for college Don't have much inside your wallets They're almost as good as a box of rocks Got replaced by some transvestite hybrid female found a new life Geo likes his house unlocked Open borders, stuff got lost Socialism's paying me lesser In the Air Force, life was better Left to be a folking singer Now I'm just a long haired loser We're almost as good as a box of rocks Bums keep coming, staying for nothing City slicker's cars be bumping These new comics ain't too funny How they making all this money They told me way back in high school You could be what you put your mind to I can't even do construction I smoked weed at last nights function They're almost as good as a box of rocks
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Same Spot As I Was Before 03:13
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Worked at this one job a couple months ago Packing up guitars and sending them to the world Moved on my own way back home Felt like I was alone, now I'm back to Oklaho-my-god Same spot as I was before Maybe I need a little bit more Found a job a full time to pay for all my pool time At 10 bucks an hour I can barely even shower Competed with a bigger pay, the second job said, "no way" But the first job I got just fired me some time today Same spot as I was before Maybe I need a little bit more It gives me time to think about life So I can see a new light and try again One more time I got about a thousand bucks to get me through the whole month This is why I drink cause it never gets too fun Now I got to go again so things can make a little more sense Here I am hitting the road so I can make a few more cents Same spot as I was before Maybe I need a little bit more
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Camping 02:02
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Finding some fish, drinking some beer Listen to all of the people not here Being alone rather than home Feeling like I'm doing better on my own The trees are changing, life I'm wasting I'm laying down right on the ground Hear no sound, but the bugs around No more worries, but I need more stores Can't decide what I need in life Don't need money, but I need me some time Try again, again and again Soon I'll die, so there's not much time Smoking some cigs, though I wish I didn't Too much stress, that's why I'm camping To get away, really see the day Don't need drama from a baby mama I'm just singing, too much thinking Time is zooming, while I'm just doing Everything just to make some money I realize that I'm not that funny Can't decide what I need in life Don't need money, but I need me some time Try again, again and again Soon I'll die, so there's not much time

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released February 17, 2020

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Old Man Crunchy Colorado Springs, Colorado

Old Man Crunchy is a Folk singer, stylized in Country, Blues, and Punk roots. From Colorado Springs, he's been traveling on and off since 2010 around the United States and the UK picking up different styles in a wide range of genres. His companion, Skunk (his guitar), has quite a distinct tone, which is highly expressed in his recordings. ... more

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