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Vulgar Blues

from Skunk by Old Man Crunchy

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College kids being too literal and their abilities of being easily offended by an almost meaningless vocabulary

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A fag is a cigarette and gay means happy
Chicks have tits if chickens married cows
And I caulked my wall just to fill that hole
I’m a master baiter when it comes to trout
There’s a chink in my armor, someone get it out
A hooker is a glass when the drink is a whiskey
I got some BJ’s not too far from the corner
I went and ate there, it was me and my lady

Full on sailing, full on sailing on
Full on sailing, on dictionary dot com

A tranny is a part of anybody’s car
And Dick is a name for a man called Richard
And did you know ass is there in the Bible
It’s basically a horse, quit thinking that I curse
A blanket can be a fire retardant
The Human Torch is a flame or something
Don’t take anything out of context
Pussies are cats and they need some taming

Full on sailing, full on sailing on
Full on sailing, on dictionary dot com

What is that word that rappers like to say?
I’m thinking that it starts with an ’N’
As you can see, I didn't say anything
You’re the one that said it in your head
Have you ever been to dicks dot com?
Hoping that you would find the store
It’s not the right site, but Dicks has goods
Like balls and bullets and more

Full on sailing, full on sailing on
Full on sailing, on dictionary dot com

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from Skunk, released February 11, 2017

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Old Man Crunchy Colorado Springs, Colorado

Old Man Crunchy is a Folk singer, stylized in Country, Blues, and Punk roots. From Colorado Springs, he's been traveling on and off since 2010 around the United States and the UK picking up different styles in a wide range of genres. His companion, Skunk (his guitar), has quite a distinct tone, which is highly expressed in his recordings. ... more

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