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i lost my money playing cards
and this turkeys hitting me pretty hard
so i go outside to try to make money again
i need ten bucks for the minimum buy in
people only tip if you smell like ass
so why the hell am i wearing axe
so i got out the banjo and started busking anyway
i didnt make a dime

so i went to starbucks and i played real hard
i only got titty bar titty cards
what the hell can i get with that
then comes some guy whos trying to sell me a little bit of hash
he made an offer for some money
i said what do you think im trying to do here buddy
so he got pissed and he got mad
then he reached into my case and stole my stripper cash
now im broke again

so we walked on down through the strip
i asked some chicks to see their tits
they said no way but i think im pretty tough
then some guys came up who were more buff then us
and that got weird and we walked away
then those girls went up and gave them the change
so i got mad and i got sad
now im broke, ugly and smell like ass

so our friend had to piss real bad
then outside the restrooms is where we sat
some irish guy asked for some songs
so i played drunken lullabies and rattlin bog
there was like 30 people who loved that shit
then that night i made about 35 cents
turns out our friend never came out
we were in the wrong bathroom

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from All About Who You Know, released November 20, 2015

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Old Man Crunchy Colorado Springs, Colorado

Old Man Crunchy is a Folk singer, stylized in Country, Blues, and Punk roots. From Colorado Springs, he's been traveling on and off since 2010 around the United States and the UK picking up different styles in a wide range of genres. His companion, Skunk (his guitar), has quite a distinct tone, which is highly expressed in his recordings. ... more

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