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there's this one girl in my town that i've known for a while
she's short, skinny, with black hair and had the prettiest smile
that i've ever seen
well, she takes vitamins because she doesn't ever eat
well... not any meat. she's what you call a branch of vegetarian
it's the dumbest thing i've heard
it's a piscitarian
and the food she eats, it's not a long list
but she limits herself to veggies, fruits and fish

well, i like food for what it is
if i could put it in a fire, or eat it fresh
and sometimes knowing what people eat
is the reason why i smoke cigarettes

i asked her why she chose this route, she said
"people harming animals should not be allowed"
she's seen those commercials where people do violent things
and i told her, "thats the bullshit that PETA stream"
i said, "i dont know why you believe in that,
but you're currently suffering from an excessive lack of fat"
and that happens to both, models and kids
where you can pick up sticks and play drums on their ribs

i told her, "i don't think you've ever fished"
i said, "do you know how ironic this is?"
you throw a hook, and you bait the thing
and when it eats it, it pierces right behind its teeth
then you take a knife and insert it in its ass
and slice upwards, roughly, up to its neck
then you pull out its intestines
simultaneously, its soul goes to heaven

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from All About Who You Know, released November 20, 2015

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Old Man Crunchy Colorado Springs, Colorado

Old Man Crunchy is a Folk singer, stylized in Country, Blues, and Punk roots. From Colorado Springs, he's been traveling on and off since 2010 around the United States and the UK picking up different styles in a wide range of genres. His companion, Skunk (his guitar), has quite a distinct tone, which is highly expressed in his recordings. ... more

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